Georgia recently greenlit mailing medical marijuana directly to patients, citing the Trump administration’s federal rescheduling of the drug. In response, GOP Senators James Lankford and Ted Budd are having a full-blown reefer madness panic attack.
The terrified duo fired off a letter begging the Postmaster General to slam the mailbox shut. Their argument? State dispensary licenses are a joke, and if mail carriers start hauling chronic, black-market weed will inevitably flood into dry states like Kansas via Priority Mail.
When pressed, the USPS delivered a masterclass in bureaucratic cowardice, quoting vague DEA guidelines while refusing to confirm or deny if they’ll actually transport the stash. For now, your local mail carrier remains the most fiercely contested drug mule in American politics.
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