There’s something deeply sinister about Daylight Savings Time. Twice a year, we engage in this bizarre ritual where the government gaslights us into believing an hour has vanished or magically appeared. It’s temporal robbery, a heist on the space-time continuum, and if you’re high when it happens, the entire event feels like a glitch in the Matrix. Imagine if you will: You … [Read more...] about DST : A Time Warp of Weed and Wasted Hours
The Great Connecticut Hemp Crash: How the Green Rush Went Up in Smoke
Once upon a time—by which I mean about five years ago—Connecticut’s hemp industry was the golden child of the cannabis world. Farmers were told this was the crop of the future, a green gold rush promising fat stacks of cash for anyone willing to trade their tomatoes for THC-adjacent buds. The state rolled out licenses like candy, and the land blossomed with high hopes and hemp … [Read more...] about The Great Connecticut Hemp Crash: How the Green Rush Went Up in Smoke
Spaced Out
The Dirty Truth About Weed: Why Regulation Is the Only Way Forward
There’s a standoff happening in America right now—a dusty, drawn-out showdown between logic and lunacy. On one side, we have the freedom fighters, those who believe cannabis should be legal, safe, and regulated. On the other, the prohibitionists, clinging to an outdated playbook that refuses to adapt to the real world. But somewhere in between, lurking in the shadows of our … [Read more...] about The Dirty Truth About Weed: Why Regulation Is the Only Way Forward
WAY too high…
The Green Rush Meets the Chopping Block: How Trump’s Death Penalty Plan Could Shake the Weed Industry
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round for a tale of absurdity, paranoia, and government overreach so ridiculous it could make Nixon rise from the grave just to say, "Damn, that's harsh." President Donald Trump, a man who once sold steaks with his name on them and has the nuclear codes in his pocket, is now proposing the death penalty for illicit drug dealers.And here’s where the … [Read more...] about The Green Rush Meets the Chopping Block: How Trump’s Death Penalty Plan Could Shake the Weed Industry
Only The Shadow Knows.
I’m so sorry…
Weed, Orgasms, and the Eternal Quest for a Better High
I wasn’t even looking for this. Just another late-night internet crawl, half-drunk on exhaustion and my usual cocktail of frustration and curiosity, when the algorithm coughed up a headline so absurd, I nearly choked on my coffee: “Cannabis and Orgasms: The Link Between Weed and Better Sex.” Now, this isn’t my first rodeo with the topic. I’ve written about cannabis and its … [Read more...] about Weed, Orgasms, and the Eternal Quest for a Better High
Presidents, Pot, and the Pursuit of a Higher Office
Ah, President’s Day—a day meant to honor the men who sat atop the great American throne, some wise, some wicked, most just kinda there. A day of furniture sales, school closures, and vague reflections on leadership. But for me? It’s a day to spark up a fat, patriotic joint in honor of all the presidents who definitely puffed the devil’s lettuce behind closed doors.Think about … [Read more...] about Presidents, Pot, and the Pursuit of a Higher Office
