Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the grand spectacle of the Department of Consumer Protection's (DCP) lottery extravaganza! Here, in the heart of the circus, applications dance on the tightrope of chance, vying for a coveted spot under the big top of licenses.As the ringmaster of this grand affair, DCP orchestrates a mesmerizing show where the fate of hopeful … [Read more...] about Purchase Power Play: Inside The Connecticut Cannabis Lottery Circus
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Holy Smoke : Exploring The Intersection Of Palm Sunday And Weed Culture
In the haze of a lazy Sunday afternoon, two seemingly disparate rituals intersect: Palm Sunday, the solemn Christian observance, and the age-old act of puffing on weed. As the world teeters between reverence and rebellion, let’s embark on a Dabbin-Dad journey through the smoke-filled corridors of both these experiences.Picture this: A small suburban church, its white façade … [Read more...] about Holy Smoke : Exploring The Intersection Of Palm Sunday And Weed Culture
JEDI TONG: DEFENDER OF THE REPUBLIC
In a galaxy far, far away, where binary suns painted the sky with hues of crimson and gold, the Galactic Republic stood as a beacon of hope. Amidst the celestial tapestry, a powerful Jedi named William Tong—known to all as Jedi Tong—emerged as an unwavering defender of justice. 🔦 The Darkening Shadows The year was 2024 GS (Galactic Standard). The Republic faced … [Read more...] about JEDI TONG: DEFENDER OF THE REPUBLIC
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In the Madness of Green: A Psychedelic St. Patrick’s Day Journey
🍀 Welcome to the madhouse, my fellow revelers! Today, we embark on a journey that traverses the hazy corridors of consciousness, where the green haze of St. Patrick's Day meets the swirling clouds of cannabis smoke. Strap yourselves in and prepare for a ride through the wild and unpredictable realms of altered perception.As the world dons its emerald hues in honor of the patron … [Read more...] about In the Madness of Green: A Psychedelic St. Patrick’s Day Journey
Whispers Of The Withered Fields: The Connecticut Hemp Saga
The air hangs heavy with the scent of cracked dreams and wilted ambitions. The once-vibrant Connecticut hemp industry now staggers like a punch-drunk fighter, its glory days fading faster than the end of a pop song. The hallucinogenic haze of prosperity has dissipated, leaving behind a grim tableau of statistics—numbers that tell a tale of woe, betrayal, and avarice. The … [Read more...] about Whispers Of The Withered Fields: The Connecticut Hemp Saga
Gone with the Weed: The Irony of Connecticut’s Weed Market
Well, well, well, what do we have here? The great state of Connecticut, the land of steady habits, has found itself in a bit of a pickle. It seems that the green rush has hit a bit of a snag. Sales of the devil's lettuce have taken a nosedive for the first time since recreational sales began last year. The Connecticut Department of Consumer Protection, in their infinite … [Read more...] about Gone with the Weed: The Irony of Connecticut’s Weed Market
And I Thought 5150 Was A Van Halen Album…
A Dabbin-Dad Dive Into Connecticut HB 5150. In the hazy realm where legislation and counter-culture collide, a behemoth known as Connecticut HB 5150 emerges from the smoke, promising a trip through the wild unknown of cannabis and hemp regulation. The very mention of its name evokes a sense of mystique, an enigma beckoning us to dive headfirst into the surreal landscape of … [Read more...] about And I Thought 5150 Was A Van Halen Album…
XpoCanna: The Cannabis Carnival Returns
As the icy grip of winter begins to loosen, a strange energy is stirring in the heart of Connecticut. It’s a raw, pulsating vibe that signals the return of XpoCanna, the grand circus of cannabis culture, set to explode at the Mohegan Sun in the dying days of February. Last year, this mad carnival of green drew in all sorts of freaks and outcasts, united by their love for the … [Read more...] about XpoCanna: The Cannabis Carnival Returns
The Tangled Webs of Prohibition: Descheduling Marijuana for a Brighter Future
In the heart of America's drug policy lies a tangled web of bigotry, ignorance, and political cowardice. As we traverse the wastelands of federal legislation, one thing becomes abundantly clear: the Controlled Substances Act is a monument to madness, a relic of Nixonian paranoia that continues to haunt us to this day... Let me tell you, folks, the Controlled Substances … [Read more...] about The Tangled Webs of Prohibition: Descheduling Marijuana for a Brighter Future