It’s 2024, and while the smell of legal weed drifts freely through much of the U.S., a handful of states are still clinging to prohibition like it’s 1937 and Reefer Madness just hit theaters. This isn’t about medical marijuana laws with a wink and a nod or states that allow CBD oils but shun THC. No, this is about the hardliners—the states where getting caught with a joint can … [Read more...] about The War on Weed: Clinging to Prohibition in the Age of Legalization
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Connecticut’s Cannabis Comment Period: A Public Joke
The Connecticut Department of Consumer Protection has the audacity to announce a public comment period for cannabis regulations like they've suddenly grown a conscience. For years, they've been stumbling through the weed game with the grace of a drunk elephant, ignoring feedback from actual users, advocates, and business owners alike. Now, they’re asking for “input” on … [Read more...] about Connecticut’s Cannabis Comment Period: A Public Joke
The Turkey’s Toke: A Thanksgiving in the Grip of the Green Leaf
Well, it’s that time of year again—the one where the national myth of "gratitude" is paraded around, wrapped in a suffocating blanket of mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, and a grotesquely overcooked turkey. And what better way to ease the tension of a family gathering where political discussions are inevitable and your cousin is too damn loud than with a proper smoke? Yes, … [Read more...] about The Turkey’s Toke: A Thanksgiving in the Grip of the Green Leaf
The Highs And Frights Of Halloween: A JohnsJoints Exploration Of Weed And Spooks
As the leaves turn crispy brown and pumpkin spice invades our lattes, we’re plunged into that delightful season known as Halloween. But let’s get real for a moment—what’s scarier than a ghost at midnight? It’s the effects of that potent herb we all adore, and somehow, they echo the Halloween spirit more than a trick-or-treater in a skeleton suit.The Anticipation: Building Up … [Read more...] about The Highs And Frights Of Halloween: A JohnsJoints Exploration Of Weed And Spooks
Harvest Fest: Dabs, Pizza, and Unforgettable Vibes with BurnNLearn
I'm just being dramatic... There will be more in the spring and you can bet that there will be free dabs.This past weekend, I found myself deep in the woods at the final event of the year, Harvest Fest, hosted by BurnNLearn—a one-of-a-kind fusion of nature, music, and herbal goodness. The sun hung low in the sky, casting that perfect golden-hour glow over the event, and the … [Read more...] about Harvest Fest: Dabs, Pizza, and Unforgettable Vibes with BurnNLearn
White Durban Review
The weekend was looming, and I needed something to keep me energized. There were errands to run, supplies to gather, and people to deal with. I had to stay baked out of my mind, yet alert and on my game. There were things to buy I didn’t care for and conversations to have with people better left ignored. I needed to melt, but I had to keep my head straight, or I’d be devoured … [Read more...] about White Durban Review
Citrus Dreams and Couch-Locked Realities: The Orange Sunshine Experience
Orange Sunshine. The name alone sounds like something out of a Micro-Brew, doesn’t it? A little slice of heaven promising warmth, brightness, and good vibes. But don’t be fooled. This strain is no soft, mellow ride—it’s a citrus-loaded firecracker, a mind-bender wrapped in the scent of fresh oranges. The moment you break open a nug, the room fills with the unmistakable aroma of … [Read more...] about Citrus Dreams and Couch-Locked Realities: The Orange Sunshine Experience
A New Era Of Compliance: The DCP’s Role in Cannabis Quality Control
Picture this: a room full of lab coats and clipboards, each one a gatekeeper to the green revolution. The DCP’s new rules are a cocktail of science and scrutiny, designed to ensure that every nugget of Connecticut’s cannabis is as pure as a politician’s promise. But let’s not kid ourselves—this is no simple task. The stakes are high, and the margin for error is thinner than a … [Read more...] about A New Era Of Compliance: The DCP’s Role in Cannabis Quality Control
Say No To Drugs
Puffing for the Working Class: A Labor Day Declaration
Ah, Labor Day—an American holiday that signals the end of summer's lazy days and heralds the chaotic return to the grindstone. It’s a day ostensibly meant to honor the working masses, those brave souls who toil and sweat to keep the gears of this capitalist machine turning. But in the grand tradition of American hypocrisy, we honor them with a single day off—a mere 24 hours to … [Read more...] about Puffing for the Working Class: A Labor Day Declaration
