Alright, buckle up. We’re about to dive headfirst into the wild and woolly world of cannabis complaints in the great state of Connecticut. This isn’t for the weak hearted. This is a journey into the belly of the bureaucratic beast. But fear not, for I am your guide on this strange trip.Not enough weed? Does what you bought look moldy? Is the container a little light? You should … [Read more...] about A Guide to Filing Complaints: Holding Connecticut’s Growers Accountable
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From 10,000 to 1 Million CFU/g: Connecticut’s Controversial Mold Limits
Here we are again, my friends, back to the same old song and dance. I've ranted about this before, but it seems the powers that be have a selective hearing problem. So, let's crank up the volume and talk about the mold levels in cannabis in the great state of Connecticut. We need to talk about this again...Now, I don't know about you, but when I think of medicine, I don't … [Read more...] about From 10,000 to 1 Million CFU/g: Connecticut’s Controversial Mold Limits
The Great Green Bamboozle: A Tale of Cannabis in Connecticut
In the twisted year of 2023, the state of Connecticut, in its infinite wisdom, decided to play a cruel joke on its citizens. The average price of recreational marijuana took a nosedive from $44.61 in January to $38.44 in November. Meanwhile, the cost of medical cannabis, the supposed lifeline for the ailing, climbed from $35.68 to $36.99. A classic bait-and-switch, ladies and … [Read more...] about The Great Green Bamboozle: A Tale of Cannabis in Connecticut
Connecticut’s Cannabis Crackdown: Crushing the Little Guys in Favor of Big Corps
You'd think in this day and age, with cannabis slowly shedding its taboo, Connecticut would chill out a bit. But nope, here we go again – the state's Attorney General, William Tong, has his undies in a twist over HighBazaar's alleged unlicensed cannabis market. The man's out here firing cease and desist letters left and right like it's a game of legal whack-a-mole. Let's … [Read more...] about Connecticut’s Cannabis Crackdown: Crushing the Little Guys in Favor of Big Corps
The Birth of Connecticut’s Cannabis Union Revolution
The air in West Haven, Connecticut, crackled with an electric fervor, a tension simmering beneath the surface. In the midst of this charged atmosphere, a band of unsung revolutionaries emerged—employees of Advanced Grow Labs (AGL), navigating the labyrinthine world of cannabis cultivation. These indomitable spirits, armed not with traditional weaponry but with an unbreakable … [Read more...] about The Birth of Connecticut’s Cannabis Union Revolution
Christmas & Marijuana: A Delightful Journey Through the Bizarre Parallels in the World of Excess
Ah, the festive season! A time when the fragrance of Christmas cheer intermingles with the unmistakable aroma of... marijuana? Indeed, dear readers, let’s embark on a whimsical expedition to unravel the curious parallels between the holiday season and the vibrant world of cannabis. Scene 1: The FestivitiesEnvision the iconic red-clad figure descending the chimney with a … [Read more...] about Christmas & Marijuana: A Delightful Journey Through the Bizarre Parallels in the World of Excess
High Stakes Holidays: Weed, Gambling, and the Absence of Alcohol In Connecticut
In the heart of the holiday season, amidst the twinkling lights and wrapped packages, a peculiar phenomenon takes hold of Connecticut. The air is thick with change, a shift in the traditional yuletide cheer. This year, the clinking of glasses filled with alcoholic merriment is replaced by an unexpected guest at the holiday table - weed.The green leaf, once a outcast, now sits … [Read more...] about High Stakes Holidays: Weed, Gambling, and the Absence of Alcohol In Connecticut
There’s No SOPs for Culture: Embracing Angst & Chaos
In the convoluted world of corporate jargon and organizational structures, SOPs (Standard Operating Procedures) are revered as the gospel of efficiency. They're the guiding principles navigating businesses through the maze of operations. But in the midst of systematic protocols, here's an outrageous notion: what if I told you that amidst the labyrinth of creativity, innovation, … [Read more...] about There’s No SOPs for Culture: Embracing Angst & Chaos
A Dabbin-Dad Look At Halloween & Smoking Weed: A Spooky & Hazy Comparison
In the realm of absurd comparisons, where the rationality of the world takes a backseat and madness drives the wheel, we present to you the Dabbin-Dad exploration of Halloween and smoking weed. Two seemingly unrelated subjects that, reveals a world of bizarre parallels and twisted connections. So roll up a joint and let's embark on a journey that'll make you laugh, ponder, and … [Read more...] about A Dabbin-Dad Look At Halloween & Smoking Weed: A Spooky & Hazy Comparison
Marijuana And Social Justice: Navigating The Wild World Of Equitable Access
In the hazy realm of "social justice," there lies an issue so pressing, so profound, that it makes you wonder how humanity managed to survive without addressing it: equitable access to marijuana. Yes, folks, in the grand scheme of social justice, this is the burning issue of our time. Let's delve into the tangled web of weed and discover how we can ensure that everyone can get … [Read more...] about Marijuana And Social Justice: Navigating The Wild World Of Equitable Access