Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the grand spectacle of the Department of Consumer Protection’s (DCP) lottery extravaganza! Here, in the heart of the circus, applications dance on the tightrope of chance, vying for a coveted spot under the big top of licenses.
As the ringmaster of this grand affair, DCP orchestrates a mesmerizing show where the fate of hopeful applicants hangs in the balance. But fear not, for fairness is our guiding star, and the spectacle unfolds with the precision of a tightrope walker.
In our circus, there are no ordinary lotteries. Oh no! We have not one, but two spectacles under this magnificent tent. First, the social equity lottery takes center stage, honoring those who bear the noble mantle of social equity applicants.
But the drama doesn’t end there, my friends. Once the social equity lottery dazzles the audience, it’s time for the grand finale – the general lottery. Here, all manner of contenders step into the ring, from social equity applicants to the daring non-social equity hopefuls.
But how does the magic unfold, you ask? Ah, that’s where the third-party lottery operator comes into play. The man behind current. Like the unseen hand of fate, they shuffle and randomize the applications, concealing the identities of our brave contenders until the final act. The Great OZ has spoken.
Now, pay close attention, for the plot thickens! The Social Equity Council (SEC) emerges as the guardian of fairness, ensuring that only the truly deserving take home the coveted prize. With eagle eyes, they scrutinize each selected applicant, ensuring they meet the hallowed criteria of social equity.
But alas, not every contender emerges unscathed from the SEC’s watchful gaze. Those who falter find themselves cast aside, left to ponder their fate as the next in line steps into the spotlight.
Yet, the drama doesn’t end there, dear audience! DCP, with its keen eye for justice, conducts a thorough review of each contender, ensuring they meet the standards of this illustrious circus. Disqualifications abound, but fear not, for justice prevails in this grand spectacle.
And finally, as the dust settles and the applause fades, the third-party operator reveals the names behind the masks of anonymity, unveiling the champions of this grand lottery.
Now let me tell you how it really works. This is just what they would like you to believe. Behind the glittering facade of the lottery spectacle lies a tale as old as time, a story of power, influence, and the almighty dollar. You see, it all comes down to one simple truth: purchasing power.
In this circus of chance, the more entries a company can throw into the ring, the better their chances of snagging the golden ticket. And who holds the keys to this kingdom of entries? None other than the titans of industry, the multistate operators whose coffers overflow with riches.
As the curtains rise on this twisted tale, we find ourselves in a world where money talks and opportunity walks. With each entry purchased, the scales tip further in favor of the corporate giants, leaving the smaller players to fight for scraps in the shadow of their towering competitors.
But make no mistake, dear audience, for this is not a level playing field. Behind the scenes, whispers of backroom deals and under-the-table arrangements echo through the corridors of power. And as the lottery draws near, the stakes are raised ever higher, as the multistate operators flex their financial muscle to ensure victory at any cost.
And so, when the dust settles and the winners are crowned, it’s no surprise to see the familiar faces of big business standing tall atop the podium. For in this circus of capitalism, the golden rule reigns supreme: he who holds the gold, makes the rules.
Dare to dream of a world where opportunity knows no bounds, and the circus of chance belongs to all who dare to dream…
Keep it weird,
