Smoke weed and then eat a sandwich.

Let me tell you something—National Picnic Day isn’t just an excuse for people to drag out their questionable plastic tubs of potato salad and soggy sandwiches. No. It’s a divine summons to get your ass outside, dump your phone in your bag, and celebrate the sacred union of nature, food, and that sticky green herb we all secretly worship.Picture this: you’re sprawled out on a … [Read more...] about National Picnic Day: The High Holy Holiday You Didn’t Know You Needed