It’s Groundhog’s Day. Again. And at this temperature, every morning feels like I woke up in a Bill Murray movie, stuck in some cruel, snow-laden loop where the coffee is bitter, the wind is sharper than my last bad decision, and sunlight is just a rumor. You can hear your own teeth chatter.And then there’s Punxsutawney Phil—the Pennsylvania groundhog with a legendary sense of … [Read more...] about Punxsutawney Phil Just Doomed Us All (Again)
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Blunt Truths and Rodent Lies: Smoking Through Groundhog Day
The groundhog has spoken. Six more weeks of winter. Six more weeks of bleak, frostbitten mornings and shivers wrapped in a fleece blanket. And what better way to cope with this rodent’s dark prophecy than with a fat bowl of existential denial?It’s Groundhog Day, a day where we put our faith in a glorified squirrel to tell us what we already know: winter sucks, and it’s not … [Read more...] about Blunt Truths and Rodent Lies: Smoking Through Groundhog Day
