Once upon a dimebag, weed was a handshake, a lighter flick, and the backseat of some dude's Civic that smelled like burned incense and adolescent dreams. It was giggles in basements, Zig-Zags in glove boxes, and your cousin Dave who always had the hookup and always forgot your change. It was simple. Not easy—never easy—but gloriously, beautifully simple.Now?Now it’s a goddamn … [Read more...] about The Rant Goes On “Weed Was Supposed to Be a Plant, Not a PowerPoint Presentation”
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God’s in the Garden Again—And He’s Rolling One Up
Let’s get one thing straight: if God made Earth in seven days, He definitely sparked a joint by day three. Picture it—Eden’s built, animals are vibing, Adam’s naked and confused, and the Creator’s on a break, laughing his divine ass off while puffing on a cosmic spliff the size of a forearm. You think omniscience comes without burnout? Hell no. Even God needed something to take … [Read more...] about God’s in the Garden Again—And He’s Rolling One Up
The Dirty Truth About Weed: Why Regulation Is the Only Way Forward
There’s a standoff happening in America right now—a dusty, drawn-out showdown between logic and lunacy. On one side, we have the freedom fighters, those who believe cannabis should be legal, safe, and regulated. On the other, the prohibitionists, clinging to an outdated playbook that refuses to adapt to the real world. But somewhere in between, lurking in the shadows of our … [Read more...] about The Dirty Truth About Weed: Why Regulation Is the Only Way Forward
Weed, Orgasms, and the Eternal Quest for a Better High
I wasn’t even looking for this. Just another late-night internet crawl, half-drunk on exhaustion and my usual cocktail of frustration and curiosity, when the algorithm coughed up a headline so absurd, I nearly choked on my coffee: “Cannabis and Orgasms: The Link Between Weed and Better Sex.” Now, this isn’t my first rodeo with the topic. I’ve written about cannabis and its … [Read more...] about Weed, Orgasms, and the Eternal Quest for a Better High
High on Deception: The Great Connecticut Cannabis Lab Scandal
I'm looking around the Connecticut cannabis scene, and it’s like walking into a crime novel where the bad guys aren’t even trying to hide. The air smells like skunky deception, and the lab coats aren’t so much scientists as they are wizards, waving their wands to make weak weed look like a powerhouse. Welcome to the great THC inflation scandal, where numbers are just … [Read more...] about High on Deception: The Great Connecticut Cannabis Lab Scandal
Hartford, CT – Friday February 14, 2025 The Connecticut Legislative Building
CT CannaWarriors Rally: The Fight for Medical Cannabis Patients is NOW Alright, Connecticut, it’s time to wake up and smell the overpriced weed. Our state’s medical cannabis program is circling the drain, and patients are left to drown in the wake of corporate greed. Big cannabis—those multi-state operators with their glitzy dispensaries and monopoly pricing—has turned a … [Read more...] about Hartford, CT – Friday February 14, 2025 The Connecticut Legislative Building
Blitzed and Blissful: Why Weed and the Super Bowl Are the Ultimate Hail Mary
Let’s be real: the Super Bowl isn’t just a football game—it’s America’s gladiator circus, corporate flex-off, and nacho cheese fountain rolled into one. It’s the one day a year when everyone—stoner or not—pretends they care about touchdowns, Bud Light, and a halftime show featuring someone who probably peaked in 2015. But if you’re doing it without weed, you’re missing the … [Read more...] about Blitzed and Blissful: Why Weed and the Super Bowl Are the Ultimate Hail Mary
Minimum Wage for the Green Dream? Don’t Make Me Laugh
The suits in Connecticut are at it again. They’ve rolled up their crisp, policy-stained sleeves to tackle the real crisis of the day: how little they’re paying the folks propping up their shiny, overregulated cannabis cash cow. A public hearing, they call it, because nothing says “we care” like a bunch of out-of-touch decision-makers sitting in a room pretending to listen to … [Read more...] about Minimum Wage for the Green Dream? Don’t Make Me Laugh
Blunt Truths and Rodent Lies: Smoking Through Groundhog Day
The groundhog has spoken. Six more weeks of winter. Six more weeks of bleak, frostbitten mornings and shivers wrapped in a fleece blanket. And what better way to cope with this rodent’s dark prophecy than with a fat bowl of existential denial?It’s Groundhog Day, a day where we put our faith in a glorified squirrel to tell us what we already know: winter sucks, and it’s not … [Read more...] about Blunt Truths and Rodent Lies: Smoking Through Groundhog Day
Digital Disruption: How AI, Blockchain, and Hydroponics Are Changing the Weed Game
The future steps in on a cloud of smoke and a screen full of flashing numbers. Cannabis—the ancient rebel, the great disruptor—is now strapped to the flaming chariot of high-tech sorcery. It’s not just the old-school joints and brownies anymore, folks. No, no—this is a headlong dive into a dystopian mess where AI, blockchain mumbo jumbo, and hydroponic farms are rewriting the … [Read more...] about Digital Disruption: How AI, Blockchain, and Hydroponics Are Changing the Weed Game
