Picture this: the sun’s setting, the world’s a mess, but you’re not. You’re out there, doing your thing, and suddenly you realize—you’ve got no papers, no pipe, no salvation. Panic sets in… until you pull it out. The Dispoze-a-Bowl. A paper fold-up wonder with an aluminum bowl piece that says, “Who needs permanence when you’ve got ingenuity?”It’s not just about seeing the bowl … [Read more...] about Disposable Dreams: Getting Lit With The Dispoze-A-Bowl
Reviews
(Tutti Fruiti x Blueberry x Bubba Kush) x Colombian Gold Review (Maybrid)
(Tutti Fruiti x Blueberry x Bubba Kush) x Colombian Gold... Sounds like a fruit salad crashed into South America. How about Colombian Fruitiberry Kush? Or Golden Bubba Fruitberry? Colombian Fruit Salad? Never mind. A.K.A. Maybrid. Could somebody connect me with marketing, please?This hybrid came in the form of cones. No loose flowers this round—completely prepackaged, not my … [Read more...] about (Tutti Fruiti x Blueberry x Bubba Kush) x Colombian Gold Review (Maybrid)
Lexican Review (Lemon Skunk)
LEMONS! Lemons! lemons... That’s all I can smell or taste with this one. This Connecticut Pharmaceutical Solutions masterpiece, Lexican—also known as Lemon Skunk—boasts a citrusy punch, with limonene at 0.12% and linalool at 0.33%. It's certainly a testament to cannabis craftsmanship. I have to admit, they did a really nice job with this strain, and I found it to be quite … [Read more...] about Lexican Review (Lemon Skunk)
Colorado Flo Review
This round… I reached out into the cannabis universe with hopes of a brain booster. I was looking for a real “pick me up”. The menu at my local dispensary had Colorado Flo on the menu. I’ve had it in the past and always enjoyed the flavor of this flower. The aroma was slightly fuely. It didn’t seem as pungent as some of the flowers I had experienced in the past, but maybe my … [Read more...] about Colorado Flo Review
Cold Creek Kush Review
Cold Creek Kush, sounds like a Colorado Micro Brew. Out of the container it gave an earthy/spicy aroma. It had a really strong nose too, rich and pungent. I really liked that. Then pouring it out onto my preparation tray the flowers were entrancing with crystals and PURPLE. And man oh man, I sure do love purple… Once the flowers were broken up, it looked much darker and … [Read more...] about Cold Creek Kush Review
Full Throttle: A JohnsJoints Ride With Grand Prix
Let me paint you a picture. It was Wednesday, but it doesn’t feel like one of those slow, soul-crushing midweek drags. No, this day had potential. Maybe it was the gifted bag of Grand Prix from the madmen over at JustFarms that had me thinking this was no ordinary day. The name alone – Grand Prix – had me imagining my brain revving up for some high-speed, dopamine-fueled race … [Read more...] about Full Throttle: A JohnsJoints Ride With Grand Prix
Earth, Wood, and Bliss: The Banana Cooler Experience
I had no intention of writing anything when the Banana Cooler hit my hands—a gift from JustFarms, a beautiful, potent cross of Banana Cream Cake X (Biscotti X Sherb). As I stared at the dense nugs, shimmering in the dull afternoon light, I could feel the pull of obligation. These kinds of hybrids don’t just get rolled and smoked without documenting the voyage. So, with shaky … [Read more...] about Earth, Wood, and Bliss: The Banana Cooler Experience
White Durban Review
The weekend was looming, and I needed something to keep me energized. There were errands to run, supplies to gather, and people to deal with. I had to stay baked out of my mind, yet alert and on my game. There were things to buy I didn’t care for and conversations to have with people better left ignored. I needed to melt, but I had to keep my head straight, or I’d be devoured … [Read more...] about White Durban Review
Skunk Master: A Journey Through Skunky Bliss
Rolling a joint is a sacred ritual—a lost art form in the age of pre-rolls and vape pens. There's a certain meditative quality to it, the rhythm of grinding, the feel of the paper between your fingers, the slow, deliberate act of creating something you know is going to wreck your day in the most delightful way. Today, I reached for Skunk Master (by, JustFarms)—a strain that … [Read more...] about Skunk Master: A Journey Through Skunky Bliss
Citrus Dreams and Couch-Locked Realities: The Orange Sunshine Experience
Orange Sunshine. The name alone sounds like something out of a Micro-Brew, doesn’t it? A little slice of heaven promising warmth, brightness, and good vibes. But don’t be fooled. This strain is no soft, mellow ride—it’s a citrus-loaded firecracker, a mind-bender wrapped in the scent of fresh oranges. The moment you break open a nug, the room fills with the unmistakable aroma of … [Read more...] about Citrus Dreams and Couch-Locked Realities: The Orange Sunshine Experience
