(Tutti Fruiti x Blueberry x Bubba Kush) x Colombian Gold… Sounds like a fruit salad crashed into South America. How about Colombian Fruitiberry Kush? Or Golden Bubba Fruitberry? Colombian Fruit Salad? Never mind. A.K.A. Maybrid. Could somebody connect me with marketing, please?
This hybrid came in the form of cones. No loose flowers this round—completely prepackaged, not my usual style, but I went for it anyway. Three per container. Just plain cones, nothing special. So, I felt compelled to commit an act of arson… three, actually.
While the flames roared and my three brown sticks of fruity goodness turned to ash, there was hard-core sweet berry goodness on the inhale and exhale. However, on the way out, it left a bit of a hazy aftertaste. Very nice. 👍🏻
Good hybrid, too—sensations in both the head and body. Not much was coming to mind, and suddenly the world felt slightly heavier and just a little further away. Each one hit heavier than the last, and by the end, the world felt the heaviest. That’s when the hunger struck.
I attacked my kitchen like a werewolf let out of its cage for a stroll. This ravenous beast devoured everything in sight: all the leftovers and then the cabinets. Any boxes were fair game to the belly of the beast. (Hell, I found an old biscotti leftover from Christmas and ate that too. Shh… it was still in a wrapper.) Once everything had been destroyed, the beast turned back into a man and passed out for the best 10-hour nap EVER.
Chems THC-A: 21.5%THC: 0.3%CBD-A: <0.1%CBD: <0.1%CBG-A: 0.6%CBG: 0.1%CBN: 0.1%CBC: 0.1%THC-V: <0.1%CBD-V: <0.1%
Terps α-Pinene: <0.1%ß-Pinene: <0.1%ß-Myrcene: 0.1%Limonene: <0.1%Ocimene: <0.1%Linalool: <0.1%ß-Caryophyllene: 0.2%Humulene: <0.1%
aka Maybrid
producer: Theraplant
Keep it weird,
