Ah, the wacky world of THC-infused drinks! Buckle up my readers, because we’re about to dive headfirst into a rabbit hole so twisted that even Alice would be like, “Whoa, dude, I didn’t sign up for this trip!”So, picture this: Connecticut, land of steady habits, insurance companies, and now, stoned seltzer. Yes, you heard me right. Forget your mundane raspberry-flavored … [Read more...] about Once the Land of Steady Habits is now The Land of Cosmic Seltzer
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The 420 Community Festival. Sponsored by Burn N’ Learn: FREE DABS!!!
With a gleam in my eye and a devil-may-cry grin on my lips, I tossed caution to the wind and embarked on a quest that would challenge the boundaries of rationality. The destination? A rendezvous with none other than my the Wildebeest. Where? The 420 Community Festival. Sponsored by Burn N' Learn.Armed with little more than determination and a healthy dose of absurdity, I set … [Read more...] about The 420 Community Festival. Sponsored by Burn N’ Learn: FREE DABS!!!
‘Twas The Night Before 4/20
'Twas the night before 4/20, and all through the pad,Not a creature was stirring, not even a dab.The concentrates were stacked by the rig with care,In hopes that the stoners soon would be there.The wildebeest hustled, preparing with glee,For the free dab bar at the 4/20 spree.With papers and grinders, and a little weed too, We readied the stash for a magnificent brew.The smoke … [Read more...] about ‘Twas The Night Before 4/20
The Facade of Social Equity
The air was thick with the acrid scent of burning dreams. Welcome to the Green Rush—a twisted carnival where the American Dream collided head-on with the Devil’s Lettuce. In this sordid tale, we delve into the dark underbelly of marijuana social equity programs, where the scent of betrayal hangs heavier than a bong hit on 4/20. I. The Illusion of Equality: A Contact … [Read more...] about The Facade of Social Equity
The Weed Culture Inc.
In the hazy, tie-dyed annals of history, there existed a time when the aroma of cannabis lingered like a sweet fog over gatherings of peace-loving hippies. It was an era when joints were passed around campfires, and the mantra of "peace, love, and understanding" echoed through the air. But oh, how the times have changed! What was once a counterculture emblem of rebellion … [Read more...] about The Weed Culture Inc.
Smoking Weed and Waiting to Die: The Unreliability of the Universe
In the midst of an eclipse, a time when celestial bodies align in an eerie dance, I found myself perched on the edge of anticipation, awaiting the promised cataclysm. With missiles poised to obliterate the moon, a Collider ready to unlock multi-verses of black holes and superpowers, and The Devil's Commit looming over us, I braced myself for the end of days.Sitting amidst the … [Read more...] about Smoking Weed and Waiting to Die: The Unreliability of the Universe
Puff, Puff, Pass: Connecticut Sends Digital Smoke Signals To Stock Up On Weed!
I never thought I'd see the day...So, picture this: I'm lounging in the digital jungles of social media, just casually scrolling through the feeds, when suddenly, a buzz starts building. People are talking, tweeting, and sharing something peculiar – an email from none other than the Department of Consumer Protection. Now, normally, you'd expect official government emails to be … [Read more...] about Puff, Puff, Pass: Connecticut Sends Digital Smoke Signals To Stock Up On Weed!
From Holy Smoke to High Spirits: Exploring the Easter-Weed Nexus
Alright, gather 'round, you heathens and hoppers, for a tale that'll twist your Easter traditions into a psychedelic rabbit hole. We're diving deep into the nexus where holy resurrection meets the high of a good ol' smoke session. Buckle up, buttercups, 'cause this ain't your grandma's Sunday sermon. Picture this: it's Easter Sunday, the day of divine rejuvenation, the day … [Read more...] about From Holy Smoke to High Spirits: Exploring the Easter-Weed Nexus
Beyond Cannabis: The Rise of Psilocybin in Connecticut
The air hung heavy with anticipation as the legislative Judiciary Committee convened in the hallowed halls of the Connecticut State Capitol. Their mission? To grapple with the mind-bending question that had infiltrated the collective consciousness: Should the possession of “magic” mushrooms be decriminalized? The stakes were high, my friends, higher than a stoned giraffe on a … [Read more...] about Beyond Cannabis: The Rise of Psilocybin in Connecticut
Purchase Power Play: Inside The Connecticut Cannabis Lottery Circus
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the grand spectacle of the Department of Consumer Protection's (DCP) lottery extravaganza! Here, in the heart of the circus, applications dance on the tightrope of chance, vying for a coveted spot under the big top of licenses.As the ringmaster of this grand affair, DCP orchestrates a mesmerizing show where the fate of hopeful … [Read more...] about Purchase Power Play: Inside The Connecticut Cannabis Lottery Circus
