You ever open a fresh jar of flower, take a whiff, and think, “Huh… that smells like a basement in July?” Well, guess what? The suits at Curaleaf just admitted one of their buds might’ve gone rogue—and by rogue, I mean moldy. That’s right, folks. The state of Connecticut dropped the hammer (gently, of course) on a batch of Curaleaf Whole Flower 3.5g Auburn (H), and it’s … [Read more...] about Moldy Bud Blues: When Your Weed Gets Recalled
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Dear Mom, Pass the Rig: A Love Letter to High-Functioning Moms
Let’s get one thing straight: if you’ve got a mom who raised you while simultaneously battling life, laundry, and little league schedules—and she didn't throttle you with a flip-flop—you owe her more than a Hallmark card and a half-dead bouquet. You owe her a proper sesh. And maybe a foot rub, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Mother’s Day. The annual guilt trip where … [Read more...] about Dear Mom, Pass the Rig: A Love Letter to High-Functioning Moms
Smoke Shops, Seltzers, and the Great THC Shakedown
I came across this article a few hours ago while doom-scrolling through the Hartford Courant while deep in a caffeine bender and halfway through reorganizing my spice cabinet (don’t ask). As we already know, Connecticut cops have been prowling smoke shops like a pack of bloodhounds, sniffing out THC-infused contraband like it’s Prohibition with a vape pen. And they're going to … [Read more...] about Smoke Shops, Seltzers, and the Great THC Shakedown
Legal Weed in CT: It’s a Shaky Miracle, But It’s Still a Miracle
Let’s talk about Connecticut’s dispensaries—because despite all the chaos, it’s hard to ignore the fact that you can walk into a store, hand over your ID, and leave with weed like it’s some kind of futuristic utopia. Sure, the industry’s got more issues than a Netflix documentary about corporate greed, but let’s be real: You can buy weed in a store—and that’s something we’ve … [Read more...] about Legal Weed in CT: It’s a Shaky Miracle, But It’s Still a Miracle
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PGRs, Pot, And The Pursuit Of Bigger Buds
It started with a dense, unnaturally rock-hard nug that looked like it had been sculpted by Michelangelo—but smelled like drywall. That’s when the whispers started: “It’s PGR weed, man.” Plant Growth Regulators. I’d heard of them, usually in the same breath as steroids, GMOs, and other chemical boogeymen. But now they were in my bag. Suddenly I was tumbling down a horticultural … [Read more...] about PGRs, Pot, And The Pursuit Of Bigger Buds
