Somewhere between a bat’s head and a roach clip, the Madman from Birmingham has finally punched his celestial timecard. Yes, the dark prince of rock 'n' roll, Ozzy Osbourne, has officially exited stage left, probably flipping a double bird to the Reaper while coughing out his final hit. The world is now a little less fried, a little less loud, and a hell of a lot less … [Read more...] about Iron Man Lights Out: Ozzy Osbourne, Weed, and the Final Curtain Call
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From Fire to Firmware: The Evolution of My High
Once upon a dime bag ago, I was a simpler man. I’d roll a joint like it was a love letter to the universe, light it like a ritual, and burn it slow while my fingers tap-danced across a keyboard fueled by THC and rebellion. Writing was sacred back then—a spiritual act. I didn’t need much. Just a lighter, some zig-zags, and whatever chronic I could barter from the neighborhood … [Read more...] about From Fire to Firmware: The Evolution of My High
Meal Prep Is Important
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Cannabis and Consciousness: Can Weed Actually Help You Know Yourself Better?
I lit a joint with the same trembling reverence one might show a sacred scroll. Outside, the city groaned—sirens wailing, rats squealing, concrete baking in the July heat like it was cursed by the gods of late-stage capitalism. But inside my mind? Inside was church. Not the kind with pews and guilt and preachers in pressed collars. I’m talking about the kind with basslines, … [Read more...] about Cannabis and Consciousness: Can Weed Actually Help You Know Yourself Better?
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Stars, Stripes, and Stoned: Why You Should Absolutely Smoke Weed on the 4th of July 
Let’s just get this out of the way: The Founding Fathers were high as hell on liberty, taxed tea, and possibly hemp smoke when they told King George to shove it. That spirit of rebellion? That sweaty, sunburnt, backyard BBQ chaos? That’s what the Fourth of July is. And if you’re not enhancing the madness with a little THC, what exactly are you even celebrating?
I mean, let’s … [Read more...] about Stars, Stripes, and Stoned: Why You Should Absolutely Smoke Weed on the 4th of July
