Christmas Eve at my Mom's house is a gauntlet. The living room smells like pine, ham, and a faint whiff of Yankee Candle desperation. Every square inch of space is packed with family—Aunt Sara’s screeching laugh, Grandpa yelling over the TV, and a nephew tearing through wrapping paper prematurely like a caffeinated squirrel. I love them all, sure, but there’s only so much a … [Read more...] about The Christmas Eve Escape
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KoneZilla coming for Christmas
Are you having trouble rolling or packing cones? Do you just hate rolling or filling cones? This is what many people say over the years; especially for new smokers to the scene. Trust us we understand! This is a dilemma for many consumers. Rollings versus packing, we are aware of the ritualistic journey when it comes to preparation for the moment of consumption. Let’s start … [Read more...] about KoneZilla coming for Christmas
Help and Tips to Manage Holiday Stress
During the Holiday season, you may feel more stressed out than usual,and you will not be alone. The American Psychological Association reports almost nine out of ten people experience stress during the holidays. When we are stressed, we need to be mindful and ensure our own mental and physical well-being. By this, I mean to say we need to ensure we have proper coping … [Read more...] about Help and Tips to Manage Holiday Stress
The Green Beast Invades Central Connecticut: A 70,000-Square-Foot Weed Wonderland
It’s happening, folks. A 70,000-square-foot cannabis cathedral is sprouting up in the quiet town of Newington, Connecticut. The kind of industrial behemoth that screams "Progress!" to some and "The world is ending!" to others. This isn’t just a grow facility—it’s a weed factory, poised to pump out ganja on a scale that’d make Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson blush.Picture this: … [Read more...] about The Green Beast Invades Central Connecticut: A 70,000-Square-Foot Weed Wonderland
The War on Weed: Clinging to Prohibition in the Age of Legalization
It’s 2024, and while the smell of legal weed drifts freely through much of the U.S., a handful of states are still clinging to prohibition like it’s 1937 and Reefer Madness just hit theaters. This isn’t about medical marijuana laws with a wink and a nod or states that allow CBD oils but shun THC. No, this is about the hardliners—the states where getting caught with a joint can … [Read more...] about The War on Weed: Clinging to Prohibition in the Age of Legalization
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Connecticut’s Cannabis Comment Period: A Public Joke
The Connecticut Department of Consumer Protection has the audacity to announce a public comment period for cannabis regulations like they've suddenly grown a conscience. For years, they've been stumbling through the weed game with the grace of a drunk elephant, ignoring feedback from actual users, advocates, and business owners alike. Now, they’re asking for “input” on … [Read more...] about Connecticut’s Cannabis Comment Period: A Public Joke
The Turkey’s Toke: A Thanksgiving in the Grip of the Green Leaf
Well, it’s that time of year again—the one where the national myth of "gratitude" is paraded around, wrapped in a suffocating blanket of mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, and a grotesquely overcooked turkey. And what better way to ease the tension of a family gathering where political discussions are inevitable and your cousin is too damn loud than with a proper smoke? Yes, … [Read more...] about The Turkey’s Toke: A Thanksgiving in the Grip of the Green Leaf
The Future of Cannabis in Connecticut: A New Vision of Reefer Madness
So, what's next? That’s the BIG question, and trust me, it’s not about to get answered by some corporate lawyer in a suit. No. This is Connecticut. And here, we’re about to roll up into a future full of unexpected turns, stony conversations, and a hell of a lot of weed.Let’s talk about it: 2024. You’ve had dispensaries popping up like Starbucks, and the black market still … [Read more...] about The Future of Cannabis in Connecticut: A New Vision of Reefer Madness
The Highs And Frights Of Halloween: A JohnsJoints Exploration Of Weed And Spooks
As the leaves turn crispy brown and pumpkin spice invades our lattes, we’re plunged into that delightful season known as Halloween. But let’s get real for a moment—what’s scarier than a ghost at midnight? It’s the effects of that potent herb we all adore, and somehow, they echo the Halloween spirit more than a trick-or-treater in a skeleton suit.The Anticipation: Building Up … [Read more...] about The Highs And Frights Of Halloween: A JohnsJoints Exploration Of Weed And Spooks
