The future. It’s a strange, snarling beast, isn’t it? It’s unpredictable, untamed, and occasionally terrifying, but here’s the truth about that wild animal we’re all riding—it’s a good beast. Oh, sure, it has claws, teeth, and a bad attitude. It drags us kicking and screaming through political circus acts, climate doomsday forecasts, and the endless monotony of work emails. But … [Read more...] about New Year’s Dab: A Toast to the Chaotic Beauty of Progress
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Let’s Keep 2025 Weird
The Christmas Eve Escape
Christmas Eve at my Mom's house is a gauntlet. The living room smells like pine, ham, and a faint whiff of Yankee Candle desperation. Every square inch of space is packed with family—Aunt Sara’s screeching laugh, Grandpa yelling over the TV, and a nephew tearing through wrapping paper prematurely like a caffeinated squirrel. I love them all, sure, but there’s only so much a … [Read more...] about The Christmas Eve Escape
KoneZilla coming for Christmas
Are you having trouble rolling or packing cones? Do you just hate rolling or filling cones? This is what many people say over the years; especially for new smokers to the scene. Trust us we understand! This is a dilemma for many consumers. Rollings versus packing, we are aware of the ritualistic journey when it comes to preparation for the moment of consumption. Let’s start … [Read more...] about KoneZilla coming for Christmas
Help and Tips to Manage Holiday Stress
During the Holiday season, you may feel more stressed out than usual,and you will not be alone. The American Psychological Association reports almost nine out of ten people experience stress during the holidays. When we are stressed, we need to be mindful and ensure our own mental and physical well-being. By this, I mean to say we need to ensure we have proper coping … [Read more...] about Help and Tips to Manage Holiday Stress
The Green Beast Invades Central Connecticut: A 70,000-Square-Foot Weed Wonderland
It’s happening, folks. A 70,000-square-foot cannabis cathedral is sprouting up in the quiet town of Newington, Connecticut. The kind of industrial behemoth that screams "Progress!" to some and "The world is ending!" to others. This isn’t just a grow facility—it’s a weed factory, poised to pump out ganja on a scale that’d make Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson blush.Picture this: … [Read more...] about The Green Beast Invades Central Connecticut: A 70,000-Square-Foot Weed Wonderland
The War on Weed: Clinging to Prohibition in the Age of Legalization
It’s 2024, and while the smell of legal weed drifts freely through much of the U.S., a handful of states are still clinging to prohibition like it’s 1937 and Reefer Madness just hit theaters. This isn’t about medical marijuana laws with a wink and a nod or states that allow CBD oils but shun THC. No, this is about the hardliners—the states where getting caught with a joint can … [Read more...] about The War on Weed: Clinging to Prohibition in the Age of Legalization
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Connecticut’s Cannabis Comment Period: A Public Joke
The Connecticut Department of Consumer Protection has the audacity to announce a public comment period for cannabis regulations like they've suddenly grown a conscience. For years, they've been stumbling through the weed game with the grace of a drunk elephant, ignoring feedback from actual users, advocates, and business owners alike. Now, they’re asking for “input” on … [Read more...] about Connecticut’s Cannabis Comment Period: A Public Joke
The Turkey’s Toke: A Thanksgiving in the Grip of the Green Leaf
Well, it’s that time of year again—the one where the national myth of "gratitude" is paraded around, wrapped in a suffocating blanket of mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, and a grotesquely overcooked turkey. And what better way to ease the tension of a family gathering where political discussions are inevitable and your cousin is too damn loud than with a proper smoke? Yes, … [Read more...] about The Turkey’s Toke: A Thanksgiving in the Grip of the Green Leaf
