The scene unfolds with an eerie silence, an unsettling calm before the storm. There's a faint drip, the sporadic pitter-patter of water droplets falling onto the ground, an ominous foreshadowing of what's to come. The pipe, burdened by the weight of filth, creaks under the pressure, its rusty joints screaming in agony.The surroundings, once masked by the stench of sewage, now … [Read more...] about Curaleaf Is Such A Shit Show. ;)
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Smoke Weed With Your Mom, It’s Mother’s Day.
Mother's Day is a time-honored tradition, a day when we celebrate the incredible women who have given us life and nurtured us throughout the years. It's a day to shower our mothers with love, appreciation, and perhaps a little something extra. In the spirit of unconventional celebration, I propose a radical idea for this year's Mother's Day: why not say "I love you" by getting … [Read more...] about Smoke Weed With Your Mom, It’s Mother’s Day.
Could this help with what’s plaguing our society? Part 2
Well hey there, friend! Let's talk about something that's been on a lot of people's minds lately. Well maybe not a lot of people's minds, but it's definitely been on mine: cannabis and its potential role in treating substance abuse disorders with THCV. It's a topic that's got a lot of folks excited - and for good reason. But before we dive in, let's get a few things … [Read more...] about Could this help with what’s plaguing our society? Part 2
Could this help with what’s plaguing our society? Part 1
This might just be the solution to one of the biggest problems plaguing our society: opioid addiction and overdose deaths. Let's be honest with ourselves, none of us have gone unscathed by this. None of us...Let's start with some facts. Opioid addiction is a serious problem in the United States. According to the National Institute on Drug Abuse, over 130 people die every day … [Read more...] about Could this help with what’s plaguing our society? Part 1
I’m concerned about cannabis packaging being geared towards children.
Alright, folks, let's get something straight here. I'm talking about the absolute madness of worrying about cannabis labels appealing to kids, when there are things like SunnyD vodka drinks on the market. Are you kidding me? This is what passes for rational discourse these days? We're getting all worked up about a plant that's been around for centuries and has been used … [Read more...] about I’m concerned about cannabis packaging being geared towards children.
Cinco de Mayo and Marijuana: A Celebration of Rebellion, Excess, and Community
As I sit here on Cinco de Mayo, with a joint in one hand and a margarita in the other, I can't help but notice the striking similarities between smoking pot and celebrating this Mexican holiday. It may seem like a strange comparison, but bear with me as I explore the world of Cinco de Mayo and weed through the lens of ~-JohnsJoints.First of all, both smoking pot and Cinco de … [Read more...] about Cinco de Mayo and Marijuana: A Celebration of Rebellion, Excess, and Community
The Relationship Between Marijuana Use and Creativity: A Baked Exploration
It's late and I'm sitting here staring at a blank screen, surrounded by empty chip bags and ginger beer bottles, and my mind is buzzing. What is it that's keeping me up at this ungodly hour, you may ask? Well, I'm on a mission to explore the relationship between marijuana use and creativity, and I'm not stopping until I've dug deep enough to uncover the truth.Now, before you … [Read more...] about The Relationship Between Marijuana Use and Creativity: A Baked Exploration
Weed World: The Idea Of World Peace (For At Least 2 Hours Anyways)
It's a wild theory, but hear me out: what if we got everyone to smoke a joint at the same time? Just imagine it: people from all walks of life, all over the world, lighting up together. And for at least two hours, we'd have world peace.Now, I know what you're thinking. This is some kind of JohnsJoints hippie nonsense. But hear me out. The world is full of chaos and conflict, … [Read more...] about Weed World: The Idea Of World Peace (For At Least 2 Hours Anyways)
Stoned With Stones: I couldn’t help but notice how similar they were.
I was sitting there in my living room, smoking a joint, when I noticed something strange. I was surrounded by my wife's new age healing rocks and crystals, and I couldn't help but notice how similar they were to cannabis.At first glance, the two might seem like completely different things. One is a natural plant that's been used for medicinal and recreational purposes for … [Read more...] about Stoned With Stones: I couldn’t help but notice how similar they were.
THE MAGIC OF PSILOCYBIN: JOURNEY TO THE EDGE OF REALITY
There is a place beyond the horizon, a place where the laws of physics and reason break down, a place where the boundaries are between the self and the universe dissolve into nothingness. It is a place that can only be reached with the help of a certain magical substance: psilocybin. Psilocybin is a naturally occurring compound found in certain species of mushrooms. When … [Read more...] about THE MAGIC OF PSILOCYBIN: JOURNEY TO THE EDGE OF REALITY
