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God’s in the Garden Again—And He’s Rolling One Up
Let’s get one thing straight: if God made Earth in seven days, He definitely sparked a joint by day three. Picture it—Eden’s built, animals are vibing, Adam’s naked and confused, and the Creator’s on a break, laughing his divine ass off while puffing on a cosmic spliff the size of a forearm. You think omniscience comes without burnout? Hell no. Even God needed something to take … [Read more...] about God’s in the Garden Again—And He’s Rolling One Up
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Lighting Up the Past: A Dabbin-Dad Memorial Day with Mary Jane
Memorial Day. The sun’s smashing down like a golden hammer, backyard grills roar, flags flap stiff in a patriotic breeze. And here I am—rolling a fat joint with the reverence of a monk lighting incense. Because while everyone’s saluting heroes with burgers and beer, I’m honoring the ghosts of war with a little green peace in my lungs.Smoke swirls around me, carrying memories … [Read more...] about Lighting Up the Past: A Dabbin-Dad Memorial Day with Mary Jane
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Weed, Warranties, and Wreckage: Connecticut’s Green Dream Goes Up in Smoke
They kicked in the door like it was Prohibition and the joint was slinging bathtub gin and bootleg blues. Only this time, it was 2023 in Torrington, Connecticut—and the juice wasn’t moonshine, it was THC. A lot of it. Precisely 107 pounds of it, to be exact. Gummies, vapes, edibles, flower, and god knows what else with a sticker and a promise of euphoria.The target? A curious … [Read more...] about Weed, Warranties, and Wreckage: Connecticut’s Green Dream Goes Up in Smoke
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Connecticut’s High Horse: Now with More Cops and Less Weed
Look, we’ve talked about this before. More than once. Hell, I’ve practically worn out the keystrokes ranting about Connecticut’s weed policies — but somehow, this nonsense keeps popping up in my feeds like a bad edible trip that just won’t end. So here we are again, dragging these two legislative stink bombs — SB 970 and HB 7181 — back into the light where they belong.Because … [Read more...] about Connecticut’s High Horse: Now with More Cops and Less Weed
