Let’s be real: the Super Bowl isn’t just a football game—it’s America’s gladiator circus, corporate flex-off, and nacho cheese fountain rolled into one. It’s the one day a year when everyone—stoner or not—pretends they care about touchdowns, Bud Light, and a halftime show featuring someone who probably peaked in 2015. But if you’re doing it without weed, you’re missing the … [Read more...] about Blitzed and Blissful: Why Weed and the Super Bowl Are the Ultimate Hail Mary
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Into the void…
I’m going to need more papers.
Minimum Wage for the Green Dream? Don’t Make Me Laugh
The suits in Connecticut are at it again. They’ve rolled up their crisp, policy-stained sleeves to tackle the real crisis of the day: how little they’re paying the folks propping up their shiny, overregulated cannabis cash cow. A public hearing, they call it, because nothing says “we care” like a bunch of out-of-touch decision-makers sitting in a room pretending to listen to … [Read more...] about Minimum Wage for the Green Dream? Don’t Make Me Laugh
Blunt Truths and Rodent Lies: Smoking Through Groundhog Day
The groundhog has spoken. Six more weeks of winter. Six more weeks of bleak, frostbitten mornings and shivers wrapped in a fleece blanket. And what better way to cope with this rodent’s dark prophecy than with a fat bowl of existential denial?It’s Groundhog Day, a day where we put our faith in a glorified squirrel to tell us what we already know: winter sucks, and it’s not … [Read more...] about Blunt Truths and Rodent Lies: Smoking Through Groundhog Day
Where are my chips?
Happy Nappy
The Unsung and the Unworthy
Marijuana advocacy has always been a battlefield of the righteous, the delusional, and the opportunistic. For every real warrior grinding through legislation, education, and boots-on-the-ground activism, there’s a snake oil salesman taking selfies in front of The Genius at the Connecticut State Capitol, pretending they did something with their Facebook post.I still get … [Read more...] about The Unsung and the Unworthy
Connecticut Wants to Babysit Your Weed: A THC Cap Nobody Asked For
Ah yes, another day, another group of lawmakers clutching their pearls over cannabis. This time, the grand masterminds of Connecticut’s legislative circus have decided that adults can’t be trusted with weed stronger than 15% THC. Because obviously, if you let people buy potent weed, society will crumble into a smoldering heap of couch-locked anarchy.The latest genius proposal, … [Read more...] about Connecticut Wants to Babysit Your Weed: A THC Cap Nobody Asked For
