It’s a wild theory, but hear me out: what if we got everyone to smoke a joint at the same time? Just imagine it: people from all walks of life, all over the world, lighting up together. And for at least two hours, we’d have world peace.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. This is some kind of JohnsJoints hippie nonsense. But hear me out. The world is full of chaos and conflict, with wars raging and people at odds with one another. We’re all fighting for different things, whether it’s land, resources, or political power. But what if we all just took a step back, and got a little bit high?
I’m not saying that marijuana is the answer to all our problems, but it’s a start. When you smoke a joint, you feel relaxed and happy. You’re more open-minded and creative, and you’re less likely to get into arguments or fights. And if everyone in the world felt that way at the same time, we’d be in for a peaceful few hours.
Think about it: politicians who are normally at odds with one another would be more likely to compromise and work together. Soldiers who are fighting in wars would lay down their arms and sing songs together. And regular people, from all walks of life, would just be happy and content, enjoying the moment.
Now, I’m not saying that this is a realistic solution to the world’s problems. There are obviously a lot of logistical issues involved in getting everyone to smoke a joint at the same time. But just imagine it, for a moment. Imagine a world where we all put aside our differences, and just got a little bit high together. It might not solve everything, but it would be a start. And who knows? Maybe we’d all come out of it a little bit happier and more peaceful than before.
So let’s all light up, and see what happens. Who knows, we might just be onto something here.
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