It’s officially Summer’s first day and it rolled in like a sweaty fist bump from the sun—hot, unapologetic, and begging you to throw on some shades and pretend you’re cooler than you actually are. But here’s the real secret: this isn’t just any day. It’s the gateway drug to a season of backyard BBQs, late-night bonfires, and endless possibilities wrapped in sunblock and Pour Decisions.
So, why should you light up on the first day of summer? Because it’s sacred. It’s the unofficial ceremony that says, “I’m done hibernating. I’m ready to get weird.” There’s something sacred about the smell of fresh grass and burning herb colliding in the air, as if nature itself is whispering, “Let’s do this.”
Take that first hit. Feel it hit your lungs like a warm wave crashing over a beach of neurons. Suddenly, the world shifts. The lawn looks greener. The sky feels wider. And every buzzing insect sounds like a tiny drummer hyping up your senses. This is the moment when summer becomes summer, when the season transforms from calendar bullshit into a full-on experience.
You might be lying in the grass, staring at clouds shaped like dinosaurs and pizza slices, or maybe you’re crushing a cold one with friends while the sun dips low and paints everything gold. It’s a day that promises endless hours of blissful nothingness and stupid laughs that echo into the night.
So don’t be that guy who waits until July to start living. Grab your stash, find your spot, and celebrate the solstice with a toke or two. Because if you don’t, you’re missing out on the true kickoff party that only weed and summer’s first day can throw.
Welcome to the high life of summer, baby. It’s just getting started.
Keep it weird,
