Ah, President’s Day—a day meant to honor the men who sat atop the great American throne, some wise, some wicked, most just kinda there. A day of furniture sales, school closures, and vague reflections on leadership. But for me? It’s a day to spark up a fat, patriotic joint in honor of all the presidents who definitely puffed the devil’s lettuce behind closed doors.Think about … [Read more...] about Presidents, Pot, and the Pursuit of a Higher Office
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High on Deception: The Great Connecticut Cannabis Lab Scandal
I'm looking around the Connecticut cannabis scene, and it’s like walking into a crime novel where the bad guys aren’t even trying to hide. The air smells like skunky deception, and the lab coats aren’t so much scientists as they are wizards, waving their wands to make weak weed look like a powerhouse. Welcome to the great THC inflation scandal, where numbers are just … [Read more...] about High on Deception: The Great Connecticut Cannabis Lab Scandal
Hartford, CT – Friday February 14, 2025 The Connecticut Legislative Building
CT CannaWarriors Rally: The Fight for Medical Cannabis Patients is NOW Alright, Connecticut, it’s time to wake up and smell the overpriced weed. Our state’s medical cannabis program is circling the drain, and patients are left to drown in the wake of corporate greed. Big cannabis—those multi-state operators with their glitzy dispensaries and monopoly pricing—has turned a … [Read more...] about Hartford, CT – Friday February 14, 2025 The Connecticut Legislative Building
Valentine’s Day: A Weed-Fueled Love Story
Ah, Valentine’s Day—the one day of the year when society insists you should be bursting with romantic love, heart-shaped everything, and an endless supply of overpriced roses. But let’s be honest, you’re just trying to survive the avalanche of cutesy cards and forced PDA. So, what better way to weather the storm than with a little help from from some good weed?I’m not talking … [Read more...] about Valentine’s Day: A Weed-Fueled Love Story
Blitzed and Blissful: Why Weed and the Super Bowl Are the Ultimate Hail Mary
Let’s be real: the Super Bowl isn’t just a football game—it’s America’s gladiator circus, corporate flex-off, and nacho cheese fountain rolled into one. It’s the one day a year when everyone—stoner or not—pretends they care about touchdowns, Bud Light, and a halftime show featuring someone who probably peaked in 2015. But if you’re doing it without weed, you’re missing the … [Read more...] about Blitzed and Blissful: Why Weed and the Super Bowl Are the Ultimate Hail Mary
Minimum Wage for the Green Dream? Don’t Make Me Laugh
The suits in Connecticut are at it again. They’ve rolled up their crisp, policy-stained sleeves to tackle the real crisis of the day: how little they’re paying the folks propping up their shiny, overregulated cannabis cash cow. A public hearing, they call it, because nothing says “we care” like a bunch of out-of-touch decision-makers sitting in a room pretending to listen to … [Read more...] about Minimum Wage for the Green Dream? Don’t Make Me Laugh
Blunt Truths and Rodent Lies: Smoking Through Groundhog Day
The groundhog has spoken. Six more weeks of winter. Six more weeks of bleak, frostbitten mornings and shivers wrapped in a fleece blanket. And what better way to cope with this rodent’s dark prophecy than with a fat bowl of existential denial?It’s Groundhog Day, a day where we put our faith in a glorified squirrel to tell us what we already know: winter sucks, and it’s not … [Read more...] about Blunt Truths and Rodent Lies: Smoking Through Groundhog Day
The Unsung and the Unworthy
Marijuana advocacy has always been a battlefield of the righteous, the delusional, and the opportunistic. For every real warrior grinding through legislation, education, and boots-on-the-ground activism, there’s a snake oil salesman taking selfies in front of The Genius at the Connecticut State Capitol, pretending they did something with their Facebook post.I still get … [Read more...] about The Unsung and the Unworthy
Connecticut Wants to Babysit Your Weed: A THC Cap Nobody Asked For
Ah yes, another day, another group of lawmakers clutching their pearls over cannabis. This time, the grand masterminds of Connecticut’s legislative circus have decided that adults can’t be trusted with weed stronger than 15% THC. Because obviously, if you let people buy potent weed, society will crumble into a smoldering heap of couch-locked anarchy.The latest genius proposal, … [Read more...] about Connecticut Wants to Babysit Your Weed: A THC Cap Nobody Asked For
Digital Disruption: How AI, Blockchain, and Hydroponics Are Changing the Weed Game
The future steps in on a cloud of smoke and a screen full of flashing numbers. Cannabis—the ancient rebel, the great disruptor—is now strapped to the flaming chariot of high-tech sorcery. It’s not just the old-school joints and brownies anymore, folks. No, no—this is a headlong dive into a dystopian mess where AI, blockchain mumbo jumbo, and hydroponic farms are rewriting the … [Read more...] about Digital Disruption: How AI, Blockchain, and Hydroponics Are Changing the Weed Game
