You ever open a fresh jar of flower, take a whiff, and think, “Huh… that smells like a basement in July?” Well, guess what? The suits at Curaleaf just admitted one of their buds might’ve gone rogue—and by rogue, I mean moldy. That’s right, folks. The state of Connecticut dropped the hammer (gently, of course) on a batch of Curaleaf Whole Flower 3.5g Auburn (H), and it’s officially recalled.
Why? Because it flunked the 60-day stability test. That’s government-speak for “it might grow fuzz like your forgotten sandwich in the fridge.”
Batch number 2412267F4-AT, for those of you who tattoo your stash stats on your arm. Expiration? 3/3/2026—but let’s be honest, nobody’s holding onto a jar that long unless you’re a monk or a hoarder.
They say it passed all the required tests when it hit dispensary shelves. But apparently, time had other plans. Now Curaleaf’s telling folks, “If you still have this, maybe bring it back?” Which is kind of like Ford recalling a car after it’s already on fire in your driveway.
Moral of the story? Your weed might be legal, but that doesn’t mean it’s immortal. Mold doesn’t care about licenses.
Stay safe out there, tokers. Check your stash before it checks you.
Keep it weird,
~-JohnsJoints
