Ah, Earth Day — that glorious, hazy moment when we all pretend we care about the planet for a whole 24 hours. But let’s be honest: what better way to honor the Earth than lighting up a fat one and contemplating the beauty of a world that could use a little more love… and a lot more weed?
Picture this: you, a joint, the sun creeping through the trees, and the realization that the planet is kind of like a joint too — passing around the same tired problems year after year, but still somehow burning bright. So go ahead, take a toke. It’s your one moment to sit back, inhale, and forget that we’re all speeding toward climate chaos while the governments of the world debate the best ways to make sure nothing changes.
Celebrate Earth Day the only way that feels right. Smoke up, get zen, and maybe, just maybe, start thinking about how to leave a better footprint than the one you made walking to your plug’s house. 
Keep it Weird,
~-JohnsJoints
