It was early… So early that I wanted to die. The sun hadn’t even come up yet. It was dark, almost no light at all. My cranium burger was sizzling. I had been out with the boys…
This one was happening early. I had to get a move on. By the grace of god, Dark Cloud rolled over and off my arm. This was my chance. I grabbed my dead limb and combat rolled out of there like a wounded ninja. Now… the coffee pot and medicine cabinet.
I am a working man today. I want bacopa monnieri, vasopressin, caffeine gum, jumpstart, phosphatidylserine, gingko biloba, huperzine a, guarana, CBG gummy’s, and any other brain enhancing product introduced to the market place in the last 25 years with a cup of strong coffee. But I had to just settle for the strong coffee. Cream and 1 Splenda please…
I had spent the night before packing the car with needed supplies to make the pilgrimage to The Early Bird Bazaar. I was pumped and ready to go. I went and got the tie fighter started and ready for take off with both a polished and caffeinated space for Dark Cloud. We were off like a shot, stoned and rolling.
We crash landed about an hour early, I wanted to see what unfolded. Yay! They have coffee and doughnuts.
This is amazing. Every time it’s something new here. These Bazaars just keep on changing, new people, new things… It’s evolving. It’s interesting because it’s almost like it has a mind of its own and morphs into something new each time.
Previous Bazaars were occurring in the evenings, there is a certain feel that goes along with that. This time it was a daytime event and brought a whole different feel to it. Vehicles and tents lined up to form its small village. I say “small” but it has tripled in size since the first event. That’s pretty cool. I can see the incubation starting to occur…
This time it had less of a strange planet feel and more like the World’s Fair crashed into a farmers market. A new age expo with organic magical exhibitions sprinkled all over it. All kinds of new things to try. Drinks, snacks, CBD soda, and a pink joint. Oh boy oh boy! They have SNOW CONES!!!
“Free Dabs!” Shouted from the back.
I’m being summoned by my people. 7 dabs later I was back on track. I had been 710ed, we were on our way.
Then along came The Devil Cupcake Queen. Fyre from Badd Girl Buddz. “Here, have a mini cupcake.” She said.
Coffee Cake for Dark Cloud and a Blueberry Muffin for me. There were choices… Then we washed it down with an infused tea🍵.
“Try these gummy’s too”. She continued. “Oh, and here’s some purple stuff to smoke.”
Once the cloud of fine particles suspended in gas finally cleared we found ourselves at The SweetTiva tent where Butch was engaged in conversation with an indecisive customer about a CBD topical. She was concerned about whether it would work or not. Then Dark Cloud chimed in…
“This stuff is great! It helps so much with fibro. It gets hot right away and it feels so soothing. Don’t worry. This stuff doesn’t suck. I’m a straight shooter like that. This stuff really helped.” After a purchase from Butch the customer walked away with a smile on her face.
What they were all talking about was the all powerful CBD Hot Relief Gel from SweetTiva Farms. This stuff is no ordinary roll on. 500mg of CBD crammed into a 3 fl oz container mixed with fire and ice. The stuff really does keep working for hours, great absorption, and keeps working under excessive conditions. Great topical.
“Free Dabs!”
The mothership calls for my return. I must go. We grabbed another round and some coffees and we were back in action.
We had raspberry lemonade infused beverages from High Tide. We stopped and talked with Trae from Team Oops about up and coming product releases. I blew up balloons with the exhaust from a number of joints and hung them off The Just Budz tent. We paid visits to clothing makers, artists, culinary renegades, and someone gave Dark Cloud a HUGE jar of infused sugar (awesome in tea BTW). But before we knew it, it was 4:00 and everyone was breaking down for the day. We had spent the entire day here. The only thing this event was missing were carnival rides. But despite those minor lackings, this was a blast.
I think the one major thing that keeps these events exciting for me is that they are always changing. These events are like snow flakes, no two are ever the same. The theme and background of it all certainly changes but there is one constant that I have witnessed so far. Every event has been full of good people, having good times, and consuming good Cannabis. Some even bring their pets, Scooby Doo was there. And Cujo too! All pets were more than well behaved.
Whether its rain or shine, it’s always a happy sunny day at The Bazaar. Be well… I hope to see you at the next one on Saturday 8/21 from 10am-4pm. Bring a loved one, animal or human. Humans must be at least 21 years old.
“Last call. FREE DABS!”
I must go and say farewell to my people. 🖖🏻
PS
The best part was seeing the sun shine through the Dark Cloud. I love to see her smile.
