Somewhere between a bat’s head and a roach clip, the Madman from Birmingham has finally punched his celestial timecard. Yes, the dark prince of rock 'n' roll, Ozzy Osbourne, has officially exited stage left, probably flipping a double bird to the Reaper while coughing out his final hit. The world is now a little less fried, a little less loud, and a hell of a lot less … [Read more...] about Iron Man Lights Out: Ozzy Osbourne, Weed, and the Final Curtain Call
Johns Joints
From Fire to Firmware: The Evolution of My High
Once upon a dime bag ago, I was a simpler man. I’d roll a joint like it was a love letter to the universe, light it like a ritual, and burn it slow while my fingers tap-danced across a keyboard fueled by THC and rebellion. Writing was sacred back then—a spiritual act. I didn’t need much. Just a lighter, some zig-zags, and whatever chronic I could barter from the neighborhood … [Read more...] about From Fire to Firmware: The Evolution of My High
Cannabis and Consciousness: Can Weed Actually Help You Know Yourself Better?
I lit a joint with the same trembling reverence one might show a sacred scroll. Outside, the city groaned—sirens wailing, rats squealing, concrete baking in the July heat like it was cursed by the gods of late-stage capitalism. But inside my mind? Inside was church. Not the kind with pews and guilt and preachers in pressed collars. I’m talking about the kind with basslines, … [Read more...] about Cannabis and Consciousness: Can Weed Actually Help You Know Yourself Better?
Stars, Stripes, and Stoned: Why You Should Absolutely Smoke Weed on the 4th of July 
Let’s just get this out of the way: The Founding Fathers were high as hell on liberty, taxed tea, and possibly hemp smoke when they told King George to shove it. That spirit of rebellion? That sweaty, sunburnt, backyard BBQ chaos? That’s what the Fourth of July is. And if you’re not enhancing the madness with a little THC, what exactly are you even celebrating?
I mean, let’s … [Read more...] about Stars, Stripes, and Stoned: Why You Should Absolutely Smoke Weed on the 4th of July
A Love Letter to Jack and the Sacred Stoner Rite 
It’s Jack’s birthday today. My brother. My co-conspirator in curiosity. The one who dares to dive deep, question hard, laugh louder than the world would prefer. And somewhere between thinking about his soul and this sacred spin around the sun, it hit me like a wake-and-bake sativa lightning bolt: smoking weed on someone’s birthday isn’t just a vibe—it’s a f*cking rite of … [Read more...] about A Love Letter to Jack and the Sacred Stoner Rite
The Highs And Heat Of Summer’s First Blaze: Why You Gotta Smoke Weed On Day One
It's officially Summer’s first day and it rolled in like a sweaty fist bump from the sun—hot, unapologetic, and begging you to throw on some shades and pretend you’re cooler than you actually are. But here’s the real secret: this isn’t just any day. It’s the gateway drug to a season of backyard BBQs, late-night bonfires, and endless possibilities wrapped in sunblock and Pour … [Read more...] about The Highs And Heat Of Summer’s First Blaze: Why You Gotta Smoke Weed On Day One
National Picnic Day: The High Holy Holiday You Didn’t Know You Needed
Let me tell you something—National Picnic Day isn’t just an excuse for people to drag out their questionable plastic tubs of potato salad and soggy sandwiches. No. It’s a divine summons to get your ass outside, dump your phone in your bag, and celebrate the sacred union of nature, food, and that sticky green herb we all secretly worship.Picture this: you’re sprawled out on a … [Read more...] about National Picnic Day: The High Holy Holiday You Didn’t Know You Needed
Father’s Day Is for High Honors and Higher Minds
Let me tell you something about Father’s Day. It’s not all neckties and awkward hugs anymore. No, sir. Not in this house. Around here, we celebrate paternity the proper way—with a grill lighter in one hand, a perfectly twisted joint in the other, and enough love in my chest to knock the wind out of a Hallmark card. I’m not just any father. I’m a proud father of three of the … [Read more...] about Father’s Day Is for High Honors and Higher Minds
Why Smoking Weed on Flag Day is Low-Key the Best Idea You’ll Have Today
Look, Flag Day is one of those under-the-radar patriotic holidays that flies beneath the radar like a stealthy eagle. It’s about waving the stars and stripes, sure, but it’s also a perfect excuse to kick back and appreciate all the messy, loud, complicated freedom that flag stands for.And what better way to honor freedom than by sparking up some herb? Smoking weed on Flag Day … [Read more...] about Why Smoking Weed on Flag Day is Low-Key the Best Idea You’ll Have Today
The Great Delta Divide: Hemp vs. Cannabis and Why It’s Tearing States Apart
Let’s get one thing straight right off the bat: weed is legal… unless it isn’t. Hemp is fine… until it’s not. Delta-9 is cool… if it comes from a dispensary. Delta-8? That’s the devil’s loophole—unless you’re in a state that thinks it’s God’s gift to capitalism. Confused yet? Good. You’re not alone. Welcome to the Great Delta Divide—where the difference between a felony and a … [Read more...] about The Great Delta Divide: Hemp vs. Cannabis and Why It’s Tearing States Apart
