It’s 2024, and while the smell of legal weed drifts freely through much of the U.S., a handful of states are still clinging to prohibition like it’s 1937 and Reefer Madness just hit theaters. This isn’t about medical marijuana laws with a wink and a nod or states that allow CBD oils but shun THC. No, this is about the hardliners—the states where getting caught with a joint can … [Read more...] about The War on Weed: Clinging to Prohibition in the Age of Legalization
The Frosty Upgrade
Jingle Buds: Lighting Up the Holiday Spirit
Ah, the Christmas season. That magical time of year when your to-do list rivals Santa’s. Lights to untangle, cookies to burn, in-laws to endure—hell, even the dog’s judging your decorations. All for what? A fleeting moment of Hallmark cheer before the chaos devours you whole. But fear not, my fellow festive survivors—there’s a remedy, and it doesn’t come in a red Starbucks … [Read more...] about Jingle Buds: Lighting Up the Holiday Spirit
What do you want for Christmas?
Connecticut’s Cannabis Comment Period: A Public Joke
The Connecticut Department of Consumer Protection has the audacity to announce a public comment period for cannabis regulations like they've suddenly grown a conscience. For years, they've been stumbling through the weed game with the grace of a drunk elephant, ignoring feedback from actual users, advocates, and business owners alike. Now, they’re asking for “input” on … [Read more...] about Connecticut’s Cannabis Comment Period: A Public Joke
The Turkey’s Toke: A Thanksgiving in the Grip of the Green Leaf
Well, it’s that time of year again—the one where the national myth of "gratitude" is paraded around, wrapped in a suffocating blanket of mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, and a grotesquely overcooked turkey. And what better way to ease the tension of a family gathering where political discussions are inevitable and your cousin is too damn loud than with a proper smoke? Yes, … [Read more...] about The Turkey’s Toke: A Thanksgiving in the Grip of the Green Leaf
Bring The Greens
Bluntz & Turkey
Disposable Dreams: Getting Lit With The Dispoze-A-Bowl
Picture this: the sun’s setting, the world’s a mess, but you’re not. You’re out there, doing your thing, and suddenly you realize—you’ve got no papers, no pipe, no salvation. Panic sets in… until you pull it out. The Dispoze-a-Bowl. A paper fold-up wonder with an aluminum bowl piece that says, “Who needs permanence when you’ve got ingenuity?”It’s not just about seeing the bowl … [Read more...] about Disposable Dreams: Getting Lit With The Dispoze-A-Bowl
