Ah, the Christmas season. That magical time of year when your to-do list rivals Santa’s. Lights to untangle, cookies to burn, in-laws to endure—hell, even the dog’s judging your decorations. All for what? A fleeting moment of Hallmark cheer before the chaos devours you whole. But fear not, my fellow festive survivors—there’s a remedy, and it doesn’t come in a red Starbucks cup.
Weed. Yes, sweet, sticky, holiday-saving weed.
While Carol from HR is stress-baking herself into a frenzy, you could be chilling by the fire, rolling up your Silent Night. Suddenly, wrapping presents feels like an art form, not a war zone. And those annoying carolers? They sound like angels. Even Uncle Larry’s political rants become tolerable background noise.
So, forget the eggnog. Light up, exhale, and let this season sparkle. Peace on Earth starts with peace of mind. 🌿✨
Keep it weird,
