By the time you read this, you’ll either be too sober to understand or too stoned to care. Either way, grab your nearest Stars and Stripes, roll up some top-shelf green, and join me on this delirious escapade of national pride and herbal enlightenment. It’s Flag Day, my friends, and there’s no better way to celebrate this underappreciated slice of Americana than by lighting up … [Read more...] about The Patriotic Puff: Embracing Flag Day With Weed
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The Great Green Hoax: Connecticut’s Illusion Of Abundance
In the grand circus of Torrington’s commerce, a new act has rolled into Torrington over the weekend, parading under the banner of ‘Higher Collective’ – another retail outfit that’s sprouted up like a weed in the cracks of Connecticut’s legislative pavement. But hold your applause and quell that eager rustling of munchies wrappers, my friends, for this is no cause for … [Read more...] about The Great Green Hoax: Connecticut’s Illusion Of Abundance
Stoned And Cream-Filled: Navigating National Donut Day
The clock read 10:00 AM, but time was irrelevant. I had already sparked up the first joint of the day, a sticky strain that goes by the name of Blueberry Muffin, a fitting companion for the confectionary orgy that awaited. As the weed kicked in, I felt my mind uncoil like a rattlesnake in the desert sun, ready to strike at the heart of this cream-filled anarchy.I navigated the … [Read more...] about Stoned And Cream-Filled: Navigating National Donut Day
Cannabis Boot Camps and Workforce Training: A Dabbin-Dad Journey into Connecticut’s Green Education
HARTFORD, CT — We’re about to dive headfirst into the kaleidoscopic vortex of Connecticut’s cannabis business scene. Picture this: a state where the grass is greener, the regulations are hazier, and the entrepreneurial spirit is higher than a kite at a Snoop concert. Welcome to the land of “Cannabis Boot Camps,” where the SEC (no, not the football conference, but the … [Read more...] about Cannabis Boot Camps and Workforce Training: A Dabbin-Dad Journey into Connecticut’s Green Education
Ombudsman? Do We Have An Omboozeman Too?
On the grand Connecticut cannabis carousel, the powers that be have crowned a new ringmaster to tame the wild beasts of bureaucracy and give voice to the voiceless greenery aficionados. Enter Erin Gorman Kirk, the freshly minted Cannabis Ombudsman, a title so rare it might as well be a unicorn in the land of Uncle Sam.With a salary that could make a Wall Street banker blush, … [Read more...] about Ombudsman? Do We Have An Omboozeman Too?
Purchase Power Play: Inside The Connecticut Cannabis Lottery Circus
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the grand spectacle of the Department of Consumer Protection's (DCP) lottery extravaganza! Here, in the heart of the circus, applications dance on the tightrope of chance, vying for a coveted spot under the big top of licenses.As the ringmaster of this grand affair, DCP orchestrates a mesmerizing show where the fate of hopeful … [Read more...] about Purchase Power Play: Inside The Connecticut Cannabis Lottery Circus
Holy Smoke : Exploring The Intersection Of Palm Sunday And Weed Culture
In the haze of a lazy Sunday afternoon, two seemingly disparate rituals intersect: Palm Sunday, the solemn Christian observance, and the age-old act of puffing on weed. As the world teeters between reverence and rebellion, let’s embark on a Dabbin-Dad journey through the smoke-filled corridors of both these experiences.Picture this: A small suburban church, its white façade … [Read more...] about Holy Smoke : Exploring The Intersection Of Palm Sunday And Weed Culture
JEDI TONG: DEFENDER OF THE REPUBLIC
In a galaxy far, far away, where binary suns painted the sky with hues of crimson and gold, the Galactic Republic stood as a beacon of hope. Amidst the celestial tapestry, a powerful Jedi named William Tong—known to all as Jedi Tong—emerged as an unwavering defender of justice. 🔦 The Darkening Shadows The year was 2024 GS (Galactic Standard). The Republic faced … [Read more...] about JEDI TONG: DEFENDER OF THE REPUBLIC
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In the Madness of Green: A Psychedelic St. Patrick’s Day Journey
🍀 Welcome to the madhouse, my fellow revelers! Today, we embark on a journey that traverses the hazy corridors of consciousness, where the green haze of St. Patrick's Day meets the swirling clouds of cannabis smoke. Strap yourselves in and prepare for a ride through the wild and unpredictable realms of altered perception.As the world dons its emerald hues in honor of the patron … [Read more...] about In the Madness of Green: A Psychedelic St. Patrick’s Day Journey
