Connecticut officials have spent years trying to attract visitors to West Haven. Turns out all they needed was Hunter Biden’s travel diary.
In a recent social media post, Hunter revealed that one of his past crack-smoking adventures took place at a motel just off I-95 in West Haven.
The announcement immediately made it the most famous Connecticut motel since the invention of the vibrating bed.
Local officials were reportedly stunned.
“Wait… Hunter Biden was HERE?” asked residents who suddenly realized their town had accidentally become a historical landmark.
The motel, once a Super 8 and now operating as a Quality Inn, may soon add a plaque:
“On this spot, a future presidential headache checked in.”
Connecticut tourism leaders are already brainstorming new slogans:
- “Connecticut: Come for the pizza, stay for the federal investigations.”
- “West Haven: Not an Epstein Island.”
- “Exit 42: Surprisingly consequential.”
Meanwhile, Hunter has been posting online with the confidence of a man who looked at decades of public controversy and thought, “You know what would help? More posting.”
At this rate, Connecticut residents are nervously checking old motel guest books to see what other historical revelations might be coming next.
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